but if he did that today, something like this might happen:
OMG, is that Conan O' fucking Brien?
AW, SWEET, IT IS. LET'S TELL EVERYBODY.
IMMA PHONE EVERYBODY.
I'LL TELL EVERYONE ON TWITTER.
EVERYONE ON THAT FINDS OUT:
"HEY EVERYBODY, LET'S GO SEE HIM!"
"OH, HEY EVERYBODY"
"HALF OF THE STATE IS HERE, OH SHI-"
Lol, yes, I am bored, you can probably tell.